"I couldn't believe my ears at :17!"

I think the point is that currently "there are going to be incidents." How much does it cost to put a guy in a yellow coat with a walkie talkie in the bathroom?

Actually that's a rendering of a woman facing away, bending over, with hockey mask drawers over her business

just shit my dick irl

Absolutely agree. Some enterprising attorney is going to have a career making case against the league/team/stadium representing the victim of one of these increasingly predictable and preventable assaults.

I love this. Make it so I can have a screen w/ your work IMs up while I pretend to work thx

The dogs in the movie Must Love Dogs were added in post-production Truthers

That would work too. What I like about this thing is that I don't have to unlatch it or otherwise do anything. I can use the door and she can't b/c she has tiny hands.

Idk Spanish, did the announcer call him Jar Jar Binks at 28 seconds of the free kick video?

Pro tip: we keep the door to our daughter's room closed with one of those things you put over the doorknob so kids can't open it. Fire? She dies. But dammit she's not waking me up

+1

The Nats march on despite every excuse to e flat

The employee has been terminated.

The Judge has ruled. Zlatan is good enough to not pass to the judge. BARELY

(tldr is it ok for me to restrain my two-year old's arms to brush her teeth where she's slapping the the toothbrush away from her mouth and I'm sure her refusal is not due to pain related to teething or otherwise? Is it ever ok to physically overpower your child?)

No worries! There is no order in this god-forsaken comment system

From Texas Penal Code

Here in Washington there's a reasonable parental discipline exception/statutory defense:

I ate at an Olive Garden recently for the first time in a decade and the food was way worse than I remembered. It was never whatever a good restaurant is (too #normcore to currrr) but it used to be fine. I mean, it's Italian. Let's get some cheese and sauce and pasta and a meat in there and don't fuck it up. They…