The entirely legit outrage over the epidemic of domestic violence has overshadowed the entirely legit outrage over the mass incarceration of black people.

I'm announcing an independent investigation into whether my dog is such a good boy yes he is

Agree. He advocated for his client. What he said wasn't technically untrue. He got the result. That's why you pay your lawyer.

HI HATERS

Totally agree. He tries to reason with the internet. Unwinnable war

(Imagining a mob in the streets angrily chanting "WHO HACKED THE NUDES! WHO HACKED THE NUDES!")

(tldr I'm relatively old and think there are good things about baseball. It's fine.)

"Pitchinguh machine" - those always slay me. I know that makes me a terrible monster, but I always love it.

I choose to believe him

Reclining your seat is a dick move. It inconveniences the person behind you far more than it increases your comfort.

I was prepared for way worse

Very exciting turn of events for those who like to talk NFL in military terms

Error 1

Who else picked their nose while reading this? Just me?

"Wait, that's not the Oklahoma Drill?"

Oh wow +1

Dating Paulina Gretzky involves constant parties in a snowglobe full of space drugs?

#bootyhadmelike

Whoops