Born in 1982, but looks like my dude has a 1983. Cheddar comin

When asked if the thrown humidifier struck the alleged victim, the police responded, "Of course not. It's fucking Chuck Knoblauch."

It has a nose for goal

Activate Carl Monday! Cleveland is jacked!

I'm taking my talons to South Beach

And what a fine trouser to jizz in. Tough to spot a stain

GAME CHANGER

Read Under the Dome last year and loved it up until the end - still a very fun book. Reading 11/22/63 right now and loving it. These recent King premises are right up my alley for some reason.

Reporter: "Ya win some, Yaqub some"

Come to Washington. Your felony possession of marijuana will be reduced to: nothing

Ah yes. Dreadful business, that.

(Derp, intended for above comment re: Vandy CWS - disregard - I'm new here apparently)

New here?

Very true. I missed it in the headline b/c my Rex Ryan foot fiend radar had lapsed. The comment brought it back for me.

The easiest joke is often the best one. Solid

Olbermann is an absolute titan. I hope he keeps this show forever (knowing he won't)

Babies having babies smh

I'd have less of a problem w/ that logo if its mood changed in relation to player performance

Hilarious! Thank you for that

Oh the outrage when non-western nations engage in standard western corruption