Appliance retailer here; please don’t put shit on top of your fridge, the appliance needs some room to breathe. Yes, there are plenty of exceptions, no I’m not going to write them out.

I don’t think “disappointed” and “pissed” are the same thing; it’s probably a simple matter of royalty not acknowledging bullies because there will always be more... they’re like cockroaches, even if you crush two or three there will be a dozen more. Rather than devoting time and energy to it, just ignore them. If the…

That’s not true, lots of republicans would be sad if he died... it might be one of the few times when you can collect and bottle republican tears... I don’t know what you’d use them for though, honestly they’re about as useful as republican votes.

The ducks are my favourite, they hang around the geese, minding their own business... Their little tails are so adorable when they wiggle back and forth and you can hear the bones rattling inside. I also like the way they preen the small venomous needles under their wings... It takes a lot of work to keep all four sets…

I would marinate it, but that's illegal, I'd probably get roasted for it.

I don't understand. It's an annoying goose? It looks fine to me, this is what geese look like in Canada.

Ghost in the Shell confirmed cannon for Zelda universe.

The White House is approaching Walmart levels of turnover.

Isn’t there enough space between the slats to just pass drugs through the wall? Like, pizza boxes filled with contraband would pass through no problem right?

IT’S TIME TO DE-DE-DE-DE-DE-DE-

It hurts my soul, but I will bow to your expertise sen-say

$50,000 of Parmaggiano Reggiano, pictured above, should be worth about $1,000 to $2,000 per 75lb wheel, so really 25-50 wheels over two years?

You forgot one that’s really invasive:

Icing an injury, or a muscle directly after a workout will reduce swelling directly to that area and is a great first step to recovery. Unfortunately you can’t actually reduce swelling to the whole body at once; your blood vessels restrict blood to the affected area when cold but you can’t restrict blood flow…

Left actually, but everything else you said was correct ;)

I feel like I could do it...

I can see the statistics problem now... “A truck driver rolls a nat.1 on their handle vehicle check and spills a quarter million D6 onto the road...”

I feel like an aircraft would benefit from having more water resistant control panels...

Oh yeah totally, but it would be even more bland. There are ways to avoid this too, like minimise the amount of water in the pot or use chicken stock.

This sounds like a poor man’s sous vide. In either case the chicken would benefit from having its skin cooked separately.