The White House is approaching Walmart levels of turnover.

Isn’t there enough space between the slats to just pass drugs through the wall? Like, pizza boxes filled with contraband would pass through no problem right?

IT’S TIME TO DE-DE-DE-DE-DE-DE-

It hurts my soul, but I will bow to your expertise sen-say

$50,000 of Parmaggiano Reggiano, pictured above, should be worth about $1,000 to $2,000 per 75lb wheel, so really 25-50 wheels over two years?

You forgot one that’s really invasive:

Icing an injury, or a muscle directly after a workout will reduce swelling directly to that area and is a great first step to recovery. Unfortunately you can’t actually reduce swelling to the whole body at once; your blood vessels restrict blood to the affected area when cold but you can’t restrict blood flow…

Left actually, but everything else you said was correct ;)

I feel like I could do it...

I can see the statistics problem now... “A truck driver rolls a nat.1 on their handle vehicle check and spills a quarter million D6 onto the road...”

I feel like an aircraft would benefit from having more water resistant control panels...

Oh yeah totally, but it would be even more bland. There are ways to avoid this too, like minimise the amount of water in the pot or use chicken stock.

This sounds like a poor man’s sous vide. In either case the chicken would benefit from having its skin cooked separately.

Hats off to you, hahahaha.

You have smoked what should not have been smoked. You have crossed the thin smoke-veil between delicious and terrible and as you strode unto the other side you realised that you could not return to whence you came.

I worked for Dominos for the summer about 20 years ago, the thought never even crossed my mind to touch a customers food. That’s disgusting.

Hey guys, if you want, I sell a $1 premium pass that allows you never have to play Fallout 76 again. I’ll send you a personalized email that explains in great detail that you beat the game, you won, you are the hero, and everyone is happy now. It only costs a dollar and I guarantee whatever else you do will be way…

After my fish has lived a long and fulfilling life, we gather around at its deathbed, friends and family alike, and we tell stories of past events and experiences until the fish has passed away, it’s both joyful and somber. We then commit to gather together again one year past and donate our time to organizations that…

And don’t pick an annoying flaw, pick an endearing flaw; you’re mildy allergic to ghosts, you’re superstitious, you are compelled to make notes when you hear a rhyme, everytime.

I like to play deeply flawed characters, not brooding or evil, rather I prefer quirky or intentionally take disadvantages in standard situations. I’ll play gnomish berserkers, I’ll play goblin bards, or tiefling clerics (tbh that one is really OP). But the goal is to play a character who clearly has to try very hard…