Um, the 1 tsp. of sale was meant to be salt*

I’m worried lentils are going to end up as bad off as the rice... but I’m 100% for giving it a try! I suggest making a batch of control lentils to see the texture difference...

So the rumours about him having tiny, baby-hands... perhaps they’re actually hands cut off of a baby and surgically transplanted onto the donald’s arm stumps because there is no way an old orange man should ever have hands that white and smooth.

Yup, nothing worse than the squarts.

Also works with blenders! My favorite way to clean out the rest of the blender is ice cubes and a drop of dish detergent.

Up is down, left is right, A is B. I JUST DON’T KNOW BNYMORE!

I love the alternative Secret Hitler card:

Cherries need a slightly wider hole but you can always make your own pitter out of a plastic coke bottle. Take the bottle cap, cut a hole large enough for the pit, turn the cap upside down and reattach it to the bottle with a tape wrap (electrical tape works great).

Instead of using your finger, a skewer or chopstick also works well if you want to keep your olives undamaged.

It’s easy to say this and difficult to do... but don’t get demotivated by fluctuations in your weight. If you are mindful about weighing yourself at the same time every day (before breakfast, before bed, etc.) and what you ate in the past few days you will be able to see a more accurate trend. Just like any tool,…

One quick extra; a single door is best suited to more open kitchens and benefit from the main countertop being on the left or right side of the unit. French door or side by side units are more suited to narrow areas with the main countertop across from the fridge, such as an island.

I hotly anticipate an article on Lifehacker on how to make the sex with any robot.

Well yeah, but the ideal world where my guests are not pushing too hard when cutting their steaks is an impossibility. Plus the plates look super amazing c:

I serve steak on wooden plates, wood is an extremely good insulator and has the same benefit as a heated ceramic plate and one other benefit; it doesn’t damage your steak knives to cut on a wooden plate.

Pro tip: lots of major companies have “Customer Retention” departments whose sole job is to keep you as a customer. These numbers are insider secrets though and can be difficult to get in contact with, the normal 1-800 number or customer service email may not be able to help you, but if you ask them about a customer…

I suggest making a reusable sign out of a whiteboard, eco friendly!

I’m heavily into push ups right now. I started last summer and got up to 150, but then I realised I wasn’t exercising as many muscle groups as I could. Doing pushups with your hands further apart will also work your shoulder and back muscles more. After I realised this, I started over as I was hardly able to do any…

Cleaning out your tonsil stones can activate your gag reflex, with practice you’ll get better at it over time. Overall it makes the back of your mouth less prone to soreness and your breath fresher.

Micro management is one of the outcomes when repeatedly trying to use the incorrect method to motivate your staff.

Flatbed tow truck with the tow winch mounted to the front of the vehicle. Once the car is in the shop they can reprogram it.