Also, get naked. Wet clothes are useless, unless you buy clothes that are specially designed as boat wear.

I have two... the max you can last is 5 minutes. The guy also doesn't know the backstroke, or really have any sense of survival...

That usually involves lots of papercuts.

WHY CAN I ONLY GIVE YOU ONE STAR :D

NEEDS MORE PAULDRON

Congratulations, the first step is admitting you have a problem.

They'll find some way to screw it up...

We are in the uncanny valley. Who knows when we'll get out, or if we've even hit the bottom yet.

You've had a... revelation!

Have you watched or read Berserk? People get maimed or killed all the time in shounen. But in seinen you could see your best friend rape your pregnant wife in hell causing her to have a demonic abortion which follows its parents around from the shadows, and then your best friend proceeds to kill everyone you've ever…

That's like a $1,000 baby carriage...

I have been trying to get people to call themselves Xboners, as in an owner of an Xbox One. I myself am an Xboner.

Spider-man 2 you ask? Surely that can't be right! That game was awesome! But dear reader did you ever hear about the PC version of Spider-man 2? It was made by a studio called Fizz Factor and it was completely different from its console counterpart. I'll explain why this is easily the worst game I've ever played.

It's actually kinda like a mermaid, you know, from your nightmares.

There was a huge amount of pre-game material that never made it into the final cut, I remember the whole sequence to reach Comstock House fro the preview trailers, it wasn't used at all, or the searching through the abandoned general store where Elizabeth puts on the Lincoln head, and then they have to hide from the…

Oh baby, you can W my ASD any day!

KILL... ME...

You know what the Saskatchewan nickname is? They call us Gappers, because we live in the gap between anything good. The extremely accurate nerve of some people!

Definitely Alpha Gamer, sales job and everything. Although I managed to grow out of the "this game is bullshit" thing before I lost all my friends... but there are people who have thrown away their risk boards because of me. I think thats something to be proud of?

Possibly something is wrong with the Kinect, but I really think the rest are just glitches in the games, or poor UI decisions. But you really don't have any problem navigating the menus with Kinect hand gestures? Have you really tried it? I would have more luck trying to use my controller with a yardstick.