So perfect that I would hate this, if I didn’t actually love it.

Wonder how Harbaugh feels about one of his players cavorting with a known bully.

This comment needs all the stars in the world.

Wrong city, brah

***Meanwhile in the evil NFL Headquarters lair***

It’s a troll-off!

Please...Bill Plaschke is basically John Canzano in a bigger market. Either way, neither of them play the troll role as well as the master: Skip Bayless.

This video is horrible quality and I apologize for the sketch link, but when Randall Simon hit one of the Milwaukee Brewer’s sausages...that was damn funny:

That one in the bullpen is amazing

Adrian Peterson is the most perfect symbiosis of prodigious talent and elite stupidity that the world has ever seen.

Hey hey now...he may have been a media whipping boy, but I don’t think he was ever accused of animal abuse.

Sure wonder if anyone’s going to be making any steroid jokes here.

NOT ENOUGH BRAIN ACTIVITY GOING ON TO IN ME TO MAKE COMMENT

Who’s the cold hearted bitch that says, “Where gonna do this again?” at the beginning? Good God...just thinking of talking to someone like that makes me shiver.

While ‘Blades of Steel,’ definitely had a better name, I always preferred, ‘Ice Hockey’.

Was just about to make a post celebrating that sentence, as well.

Really think you undersold Togo’s here.

Serious question: Anyone else think that looked like a dirty play on Ariza’s part? Even, just a little bit?

This is the worst devil’s advocate argument, possibly ever.