Dang. This just makes me wish I had the flair for self-importance that almost every athletes possesses.

How can you be bored when you’ve got hours of butt chin to look forward to?

Sure...he’s the one in the bleacher seats. Hope that helps!

Ranking the ugliest dog breeds. That should be a post. I’d Kinja’mend it.

Gotta love the fat beardy bro Cubs fan waving his middle finger around at the :17 second mark.

Man...he can even look likable while he’s doing something nice. Tough shit for that guy, huh?

Really lost as to the reason you posted this. Still, I’m on about cycle 34 of the gif and not sure I’m stopping anytime soon.

+1

Someone else who may also qualify as “Too Real”:

Hey Weeb, how do you feel about Jim Carrey? Please tell us!

Not sure what you’re trying to accomplish here.

That was impassioned. I’m proud of you.

Why?

Funniest part of that post is where you said “reporter”

Two grown men hugging?? And, they say the NFL is homophobic...

Bill, do you write anything other than take downs of Ronaldo? Or, does all that stuff go on Bleacher Report?

That first bros name sorta sounds like a Red Hot Chili Peppers lyric.

I’ve replayed that clip a couple of times and noticed two great happenings around the :13 second mark.