Got hit so hard by this journalism that I'm considering taking the Borland way out.

Did you just call yourself an asshole?

I was more interested in the "LAX shooting" from the scroll on the gif than anything in this article. Just want you all to know that.

Pretty cool how you have confidence in your audience's ability to read your mind.

Yeah, but how many of the Tar Heel alumni commenting on this board got their easy classes paid for?

Pretty impressed no shit bags have posted the LeGarrette Blount punch video, yet. I know, now it's coming right after this.

Yes. This was a true good one.

Was the reader 10 Feet Tall?

What am I missing here?

I don't play defense

Cool way to defend useless comments.

Pretty cool that you reworded EXACTLY WHAT WAS SAID IN THE ARTICLE

Kap is the Scott Stapp of NFL QBs

That's pretty Oregonian of you.

Can't believe you answered a stupid question with a serious response.

I must say, this is a lengthier response than I anticipated.

Pretty dope belly jiggle on the angry Raiders Dad at the 00:25 mark.

What in the sam hell is "IDP"?

Don't think I would have enjoyed it as much, if the Clippers weren't in sleeves.

Pretty cool that Tom gets paid to write an "article" composed of his YouTube comments. Right?