HALP. I'M DUMB AMERICAN. WUT LANGUAGE?

That's Mike Tyson's face tat design, isn't it?

Is there any NFL franchise with a worse PR track record, at this point?

Iowa has "history"?

See, not all police are militarized!

Ahem. Correction. This is bad:

Seriously? He's gonna follow the dude out to the parking lot, take a pic on his iPhone and call that reporting? Ooooh...better include a caddy shack quote in his bio, cuz golf! I'm sad that Jason Sobel is employed to do what he does.

I don't understand why there wasn't a brawl? Why is Pittsburgh so soft? Where's James Harrison when you need him?

+1

HOLY CRAP THAT'S GOOD!

Yeah...I don't really get the asterisk, either.

Not sure if it's an "upgrade" in owner of the team when the new owner was responsible for these:

So topical

I'm sure you thought long and hard about your post.

Racism?

So strong.

Sweet Dad joke

Are you trolling your own post?

"And, you know we don't give a fuck it's not your strike zone..."

Tom, you should probably check with you dean and make sure Darren hasn't ratted you out over this piece, yet.