I agree. Bad joke, all around.

You know, I don't mean to sound dark and twisted, but I hope your premonition becomes true.

This whole seflie craze makes me wonder if Darwin was really just making shit up, all along.

What's worse? The selfie? Or the mashup of Adidas and Converse this douche has going on?

Too bad Notre Dame didn't have the same idea.

You'd think a guy innovative enough to earn a 2 game suspension from an SEC school could think of a more clever way to prank his fellow sportsmen.

Oops. Crappy internet. My bad.

Dude....don't advertise that you have pics of a fat man dressed in fine threads and then fail to include the link. That's like teasing a dog. I feel like a dog now.

Ok, well, I'll agree that LA sucks.

Dude. That murder took place in San Francisco. Learn how to read.

And, for the record, I did enjoy Brick Tamlin's original post.

You're defending your post based on the pillars of ignorance? Solid reasoning there, bud.

Because of all of those professional sports franchises in the EPA? Congrats on knowing more than one supposed "troubled" town in the Bay Area. Read an Internet newspaper, pal. Oakland is for all the rich people who aren't quite rich enough to live in SF, anymore. Your "joke" is outdated and geographically troubled.

The real tragedy here? Only one of those idiots had the brains to film this fight with his phone positioned at the landscape angle.

You know airing all of these idiots grievances on this site is really no different from saying the same dumb shit that they're saying. We're all better off when they're not paid much attention to.

Pretty dope slide tackle, if you ask me.

Taking a look at many of the bars on this list...let's just say I hope people keep going to them and not the ones I want to go to.

Melo ain't no Dwight. Melo isn't in that good of shape.

'What I wouldn't give to trip a Texan.' -Literally anyone from California