OK. Iggy Azalea, time for you to STFU. If anyone had twerking stolen from them, it's the New Orleans Bounce community who has been rapping about twerking for the LAST 20 years. If anyone is interested in learning about the history of twerking it can be found here: A Brief History of Twerking

I love this part the most:

I'm just saying, an actual battle royale between Taylor Swift and Miley Cyrus could prove interesting. Though it'd be over pretty quickly - I imagine Taylor wouldn't last long in a fight.

Agree with your proposal for a total revamp of the system. A friend of mind and I decided that the best way forward would be a return to direct democracy. There would be technological ways to accomplish this. I mean, letting everyone have the opportunity to participate surely can't be any worse (and would be…

You raise some great points. Something too that I think gets glossed over a lot is the fact that diamonds themselves are a commodity. Their value has been dictated to us by DeBeers and their stronghold on the entire industry (AND they basically invented the concept of the diamond engagement ring). I'm certainly not…

Can we also talk about all the uses of "Well, the way I see it..."?? Well, the way you see it is royally fucked up Melissa.

I don't understand why he's making a point about buying Time at all when in the next point he says that Time is an illusion.

Right?! After all, you're the source of your own depression too!

Alright. As someone who has battled moderate acne since adolescence, the idea of not regularly washing my face is bonkers to me. I wash my face 1) in the morning 2) at night when I take a shower 3) before going to the gym 4) after going to the gym (sometimes this replaces the evening wash). If I didn't my face…

I thought this exact thing!

Ha! Yeah I was about to say "I didn't even know they were gay!"

That would be incredible. He is a straight up pimp! Isn't he the father of Padma Lakshmi's kid? Or am I completely making that up?

JEN'S BIG SECRET PREGNANT. The BIG SECRET PREGNANT that belongs to JEN.

acne isn’t a sign of lesser hygiene.

I actually get more whiteheads than blackheads, but you're right. There's something ridiculously gratifying about extracting them!

Best gif EVER

Right? If one of those chuckleheads tried to do that to me, I'd punch him in his stupid face.

Oh yeah, I totally see where you're coming from with Fik-shun (and clearly I am in the minority who found him grating because he did win after all). When I was in the show with Aaron, I was in college basically doing "summer stock" and he was still in high school. The choreographer basically handpicked him for one…

HAHA! "Feral badger" - best metaphor ever.

RIGHT?! Ugh these people sound like the absolute worst. WORST.