YES! I was expecting that to be Twitch's broadway pick, quite frankly, but instead he went with that hokey Hayley/Nico gypsy psychic thing. The choreography in that was great (I love Sean Cheeseman) but I wasn't a huge fan of either of those dancers.

That hip hop WAS SO GOOD. I feel like NappyTabs gets a little gimmicky and I tend to prefer Christopher Scott and Luther Brown over those two, but that routine was incredible for sure.

Dude, could not agree with you more. I was even more disappointed that Aaron didn't win - side note - because I was in a musical with him YEARS ago, so had something of a personal connection to him and knew going in to this season how phenomenal he was as an all around dancer (and person), not just a tapper. I loved…

Wait wait wait wait wait wait WAIT. Is this really a thing that's happening?!

Oh I love Alyssa too. She was so ridiculous, but my favorite thing about her was that she would always be the first to laugh at herself. Also she spawned this:

Everyone was freaking out and the girl sitting directly behind me was — I kid you not — actually grabbing the back of my chair and shaking it out of excitement. It was a particular brand of screaming, too — not just "WOOOO" and "AHHHHHH" like you'd expect, but punctuated screams like something you'd hear out of a…

SERIOUSLY. I recently bought a New Orleans Saints onesie for my friend's infant daughter, and it was surprisingly difficult to find something not in pink. The colors are Black and Gold dang-it, not pink!

Are you sure it's not the creepy amounts of black eyeliner? Because that's a pretty big travesty too.

if you're going to yell, do it in the right direction

Yeah, between this and the piece the other day calling Macklemore a "cheesedick" (I get it, not what the point of that article was about, but I think it supports the point I'm about to make) I think the criticism this site is leveling at Macklemore is unwarranted. Look, you can choose not to like his music. But to…

The Jessica Simpson headline is "THIS BABY DESTROYED MY BODY," as though a rogue infant attacked her with a chainsaw.

I have thought this every since I visited the panda exhibit at the San Diego Zoo! When we entered and they told us 1) we had to use quiet "panda voices" when near the animals 2) they had to separate the baby and mother from the father because he might maul the baby and 3) pandas are not great about procreating…

Ah very interesting! Thanks for the info! Glad you were able to get out and find some independence :-)

Ah yes, but is that one as surprising and/or creepy as the one about having to be home by curfew and parents being controlling?

Right?! Nothing more enticing or alluring than being quizzed on a bunch of arbitrary and terrifying "rules" for dating some rando!

Truth. My issue isn't about how "graphic" depictions of sex or sexuality are, just how cliched they've become. That's why quite frankly there was nothing very shocking to me about Miley's performance. It's like Katie says, plenty of female artists have done something similar during the VMAs because they can use it…

It's just a nap with some bullets.

Cameron Diaz and Jason Segel were spotted on a dinner date in the Hamptons, and then grocery shopping at Citarella, so they might be having sex in the Georgia Dome on the 50-yard line while the Dirty Birds kick for t'ree.

THANK YOU. It's like it's dirty to say that around here some times :-/

Aw man, I remember this from when I worked in the UK. I figured out pretty quickly that my tendency just to get a cup for myself when I felt like it was JUST NOT DONE.