Woo hoo! So the moral of the story hopefully is that Susan took that dirtbag and the company to court and got a bajillion dollars out of them, teaching them to never try to pass off that sexist shit again?

It depends on what they mean by "norm." If by norm, they mean that polyamorous relationships will be viewed in a more socially acceptable light than they are currently, that's one thing (sort of like how gay and interracial relationships are seen as more acceptable now than they were, say, 30 years ago). If by norm…

This is so full of gems! It's hard to choose a favorite, but Imma go with this one:

I went to a Catholic high school too so there was a lot of stigma around being gay, but fortunately it wasn't even close to what you describe! So sorry you had to go through that! Completely understand your conflicting emotions - it's hard to find compassion for people who treat us like shit, no matter how much they…

Awesome!! Good for you. As another commenter pointed out, kids use "gay" as an insult typically because they've heard others use it (peers, parents, other adults) - you're actively forcing them to think about what they're saying which hopefully makes them realize how uncool it is.

As usual, you are so on point. The best revenge is living a happy, fulfilled life - the life YOU want to live, and not giving a fuck as to where those people are and what they're doing with their lives.

LOL. In all seriousness, what is up with kids calling each other gay like it's the biggest god damn insult in the world? I was also subjected to bitches claiming that me and my friends were lesbians, and as an adult part of me wants to go up to these women and be like, you know, the lesbian insult was not only…

I've also always heard (anecdotally) that sexual behaviors aren't that different from what our grandparents and parents did, people were just more hush hush about it because of cultural norms that were against that type of behavior. I would love to see a study about it though! Maybe as a follow up Mr. (Dr.?) Monto…

I LOVE THIS GIF SO MUCH!

A-the-fuck-men my friend. I have my hair in a bob just above my chin, and when I got it cut my hairdresser was like "hey, how's your boyfriend feel about this?" And I was like, "uh...fine? Like, what feelings would he have?" and she went on about how some of the boyfriends of her female clients pitch a fit when…

Out of genuine curiosity, where did you grow up? Don't get me wrong, we have plenty of race issues to contend with here in the states, but I'm not familiar with a country that doesn't have some serious racial issues of their own, and it would be really interesting to find out where this doesn't seem to be a problem,…

Holy shit.

I would like to shake the hand of the person who created this and also award them the entirety of the internet.

Ohhhhhh Tyra.

LOL. In all seriousness though, why do we assume that just because a celebrity cut her hair off that her inspiration is Miley Cyrus? Can't someone just decide they want a pixie cut?

Wait...what? I feel like that statement is legitimate gibberish.

Translated out of batshit-speak, this probably means, "Two fully-grown women never expected a decades-old fake rivalry to pop up years later in a magazine spread about who lost weight more quickly."

Those Miss Jay and Prince gifs are two of my all time favorites.

Yeah I was a little confused about why the authorities got involved also. Like, I guess I see the solicitation angle... at the same time though these people weren't being "paid" to have sex if the money was going to cover "party costs". IDK. If someone wants to have a gang bang, I say let them gang bang in peace.

Well, I think this piece is part of a bigger trend on Jezebel of generally hating on Jennifer Aniston. To be honest, I don't really get it. Sure, she's said some sort of weird stuff lately, and maybe her movies aren't the greatest, but I hardly think those things make her deserving of some of the things that have…