TRUTH. I relate to this so hard. I worked in London for two years in my early 20's and it was exhausting because you never did quite know how people felt about you.

All that said, I'm pretty sure that Glenn Beck is actually a talented performance artist and I cannot wait to see his MOMA retrospective 20 years from now.

This is one of the many reasons I love Jezebel. The constant use of hilarious appropriate gifs routinely makes my day. This Arsenio Hall gif is pure magic.

What is that Gillian Anderson gif from?!

If a picture says 1000 words, these portraits of Dr. Drew and Terri Ivens are saying all of them out of order, like when a person is about to have a stroke.

Ah hahahahahahahahaha! That gif is perfection!

Any time I see a Dirtbag item about Justin Bieber now, my brain refuses to absorb it. Like, I read the words, but they don't make any real sense or stick in my brain in any way. I think this might be because every new news item about him seems like a retread of something that he did the day before.

My boyfriend, upon hearing that lyric, responded with, "You know, if I were a god, I *might* request something else."

I think they might be step-kids - I feel like I've heard her mention this before. But regardless, you are right on about them being lucky to have her around!

You know what, this is totally how I felt after reading the piece. Yes, his arrogance is ridiculous, but it's also super fascinating, and clearly a huge driver of his creativity and success. And yeah - to just have a drop of that? To help you believe in the validity of your purpose and vision? Wouldn't be too bad.

It was an entertaining read to say the least.

Exactly! I mean the comment was asinine period because he has no right to suggest to women what they can and cannot wear based on ridiculous standards of beauty, but it was even more insane because Pink's body actually DOES fulfill his standards. She has a 6 pack for God's sake! What type of midsection does he deem…

This made me actually guffaw out loud. Well played.

You should totally look up some of Louis CK's work - he does a lot of bits about his kids that express the "I love them, but good God do I hate them sometimes" sentiment. So hilarious. Particularly one joke he does about reading Clifford the Big Red Dog to them!

I get what you're saying. The concert was probably a trigger, as another commenter pointed out. A last straw of sorts. I still think it's irresponsible and insensitive of this "source" to attribute her suicide entirely to missing the concert. Clearly there's a lot going on with this poor girl. I really hope she…

YES. Yes we can talk about that. He's The Situation's backwoods Southern cousin.

SHE WAS FRENCH KISSED BY GENE KELLY? Debbie Reynolds DOES need her own show immediately if she has more stories like that.

Stuff like this strikes a really strong chord with me, because while I don't have a biracial child my boyfriend is biracial, and boy did I get some serious shit from my family when we first started dating. I stood my ground and my parents finally woke up to how ridiculous they were being, but I have one set of…

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LOL Yes. The Bachelor franchise is my favorite TV guilty pleasure.