This'll deal a devastating blow to Russia's reputiation as a bastion of diversity, tolerance, and civility.

you should answer for your own hang-ups

Actually, that sound you heard wasn't a starter's pistol. Just someone shooting a stray dog.

Go him!

Nobody's gonna give a shit about stuff like this.

I'm speechless. If someone offered me 50K for a fucking stupid ass twitter name, I would laugh my ass off on the way to the Audi dealership...

At the end of Le Batard's suspension email, he was told that he had to forward it to at least 50 people, or he'd be killed by a Chupacabra with nunchucks.

I'm not surprised by these allegations at all. I mean, just look this guy in the eye and tell me there's nothing shady going on.

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Well, thank God the Mexican authorities are on the case!

"Mexican authorities are currently investigating the theft."... Oh fuck...

Apparently the crime scene does not include the hood, front fenders or tires of the vehicle, but does include part of the adjacent car.

"I'm awful surprised to hear about that," Reid said. "In Philly, our parking lot crew just swept them up after the cars all left."

Did Chief Wiggum tape off the Jeep? That's quality work.

Piers Morgan has a guy on right now (12:40 AM EST) talking about how violent video games and movies are to blame for these shootings. Said something like, "Will it really hurt if there was a bonfire on your front lawn where people were burning all of your violent video games, and you threw your son's copy of Grand…