Just wanted say when my family and I lived in New Orleans, there was a card shop next to our little apartment (my brother and I were 10 and 7 and this was 1989-90). We would go there everyday and buy a pack of of Topps or Donruss, and do the same thing. We would also ride our bikes by Will Clark's house (he had one…

David, I hope you are related in some way to Emmit Fitzhume. This was awesome.

Ray Caruth was not available for comment.

Wait, wait, wait. The NCAA suspeneded somebody from the SEC? Heresy.

When asked for comment, "Hacksaw" Jim Duggan simply said "Whoooooooooooo".

I haven't seen two dudes slide into the same third base since middle school.

How xenophobic but yet, correct. The most positive thing to come out of France in the past ten years are Lance Armstrong's test results.

Never thought I would see the day a racist is mad about one white person beating another white person. It's like watching a person argue that Italian bread is better than French Bread. "It's the crust goddamit!".

I love lamp.

Well, to his defense, he was making a comment that will elicit one of two things. 1. That his penis size will lengthen with the amount of people that agree with him. 2. That his penis size will lengthen with the amount of people that disagree with him.
At the end of the day, he is still left with a penis that barely…

Dude...you have serious problems. Or do I have to answer 3 questions to cross your bridge sir.

I haven't seen someone celebrate a win that much since Chris Brown getting back together with Rhianna.

The French never gloat before they win. Look at Jean Van De Velde.

No, Skip will more than likely slob his knob and say what a champion he was for winning, even in the face of his own pride. Tim Tebow will shed a tear.

Bear Grills had no comment and is said to have fled the country.

Hat tip to New Era.

Ichiro was quoted as saying, "Who is Pete Lose?".

Unfortunately for her, Mike Ricci is still the ugliest person to ever crest the mountain top. There will be no other, and those of less than desirable looks should always thank him but yet, detest him.

Why Chevy hasn't jumped all over "Bolt in a Volt" is beyond me...

I imagine it's pretty hard to make a wrathy Jezebel come.