That was low rent, not slick.

At 300,000 miles, mine is barely broken in...

You know what. I wouldn't even have minded so much, if not for the second clip which clearly showed him drifting directly towards, and within feet of, several other folks' innocent parked cars. Fuck THAT.

The answer, as always, is UNIMOG.

Has to be the Isuzu VehiCROSS what better off road vehicle can you get with these looks. and it is a future classic http://jalopnik.com/why-the-isuzu-…

And because you'll sell it for more than you paid for it.

Here is something that won't die on you, for under $10k. And heated seats. http://www.ebay.com/itm/Toyota-4Ru…

What about potential truck buyers who don't have one yet because fuel economy?

(did I really just use sexy and Toyota in the same sentence??).

The Datsun 510 of course!

Limited production, so I'm not sure if that will count. However, it was one of the first highly collectible Japanese cars, it's classic styling still looks amazing today, and it was used in the James Bond film You Only Live Twice.

Every car enthusiast should know about this sleek, sexy Toyota (did I really just use…

No one deserves that.

Yes, but you missed the point of my argument. The whole point of lemons is the budget and the creativity that flows from it. It's annoying when people obviously blow it.

The $500 budget really only applies to teams trying to be fast.

What really is starting to annoy me about Lemons is that no one is keeping true to the $500 budget. Last year I showed up in the shittiest AE92 painted like pizza and did terrible as one should, but I really only spent $500 on my car and the frame has about 10 inches off center from a wreck. There is no way in hell…

This 14-year old car makes the current Toyobaru twins obsolete.

He should have been legitimized with his father's name ;)