What's it look like in white with a big red five on the door?

It’s like the opposite of the corvette rep.

I think she meant the famous Drakkar Rally scooter pub crawl.

Reminds me of Xzibit filling a guy’s car with a goldfish and aquarium, because...well I don’t know why they did the crap they did on that show. I assume it’s because they were unable/afraid of performing any actual maintenance on the sad vehicles they gathered.

All that costs money I don’t have. It’s stupid for me to spend $20 on a cab or dessert when it takes me two hours to earn that on the ambulance. As far as the bus goes screw that. It’s more dangerous then a motorcycle and you can wind up smelling worse then a full speed Mt bike ride across the city.

Or maybe there wasn’t a free motorcycle spot when they got there but is now and it only looks like they chose a full spot. Personally at the garage on Bush and Stockton I’ve never not seen a bike in a non-motorcycle spot in almost a decade. I try never to park anywhere a car can because people back into bikes all day…

To be fair he has a big ass quad copter in the trunk and a Tricorner tea party hat.

File that under stuff you could have done before the patriot act. Now you would probably have Homeland in hazmat suits Saran wrapping your house if your order of flour off Amazon Prime Pantry leaked a bit in your mailbox.

I think these Apps come out of San Francisco where sometimes you can’t eat at the restaurant you planned on because you have to park two miles away. It’s a sad state of urban planning when you start going to the worse restaurants just because you can park a few blocks away.

How many fifty pound kayaks could you put on the roof and still pop the top?

It's not. It is however smog exempt.

Until they pull you over and send you to a referee. So not legal to remove any smog equipment especially the converter. Definitely not street legal, but it is smog exempt.

Or maybe you would pay people to hit your wife with a water balloon. #gonegirlhusband

How’s detaining someone against their will different from kidnapping?

Well with enough seat time that is pretty much a given. http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/health/81…

Because it strangled every teenage driver with the belt before they could modify it.

Then see “HICAS delete mod”

“Gordie screwed the pooch!”

This guy bought up all the Del Sol mats in the country and was getting several hundred a pair for them. http://honda-tech.com/sale-10/sold-2…

Maybe open up a biker restaurant and give out free Texas rockers. That's what Little finger would do. Just let them shoot each other then send in the police for the rest.