I’ve never ridden a subway in NYC, so I don’t know how common this is. But putting your bare feet on one of those seats has to be gross right? Seems gross.

Hey, if the Rangers are gonna take a hardline stance, sure I’ll throw in the DVDs and bug-infested mattress to sweeten the deal!

Why stop there? Why not offer them a mattress filled with bedbugs and a DVD of the 2010 and 2011 World Series?

A titty twister is a time honored example of gamesmanship. Don’t lump it in with disgraceful actions like biting and nut punches. It belongs with other well and good tactics like wet willies and pantsing.

And then he dabbed.

Truly, Team No One.

Not many people know this but KatyPerrysBootyHole is actually Tim Kurkjian

Seems like he’s just setting himself up for a run at the presidency.

Random Italian Man: [Sees QPR and Man City butcher soccer]

I was hacked by the Cardinals!

We’re all hoping Draymond destroys his dick and balls, right?

That poor bastard, now he can only go to Padres and Phillies games.

Celebrities, they’re just like us.

That is unusual.

Well, Trump handily won Ohio, so he may have a point.

You can put him in the morgue, yes!

Jesus was a 33 year old single man in a time period when men and women were married in their early twenties. A single 32 year old man living with his parents? Jesus was gay. It’s all in the bible.

“Your thoughts — even medically they’re knowing now — the mind is a battlefield and that’s why I wrote that book Train Your Brain because the mind is, it’s all in the Bible.”

Fuck ESPN. Clayton is great - a knowledgeable yet common man with the ability to laugh at himself.

Trump really is a man of action. Americans in Germany are now winning amazing deals.