The amount of money these teams spend on other things makes this question even more important. It makes me think they’re holding out bc the problem is much worse than we think.

Or his wife has a cabana boy for his road trips…

He didn’t like weck? Btw what the fuck is weck? I’ve been married to someone from buffalo for a decade and I still have no clue…

And a gift basket from Derrik Jeter’s doorman?

Isn’t that what Any Schumer did to Seth Rogen in bud lights last ad campaign?

That’s top ring rope sports-moming, I love it!

Unwilling to bow to the pressure of the NFLPA, Goodell is adamant that, dead or not, the 2-game suspension stands…

“Jim, you’ve got to stop trying to give me your briefcase every time we pass a police car”-Andrew Luck

In order to overserve the man

Well said, with all the quality big men on both sides the game could’ve looked so much better without the ridiculous fouls. ..... and that’s coming from a unc alum

Did you mean “face bashed in” instead of “face backed in”? Thanks for posting this, as an interesting aside-unless the plates get infected after maxillofacial trauma, they are usually left in so that part of this whole, crazy attack is not uncommon. Cheers!

You can’t call that at that point in the game. Let ‘em play!!!!!

A suspension to run concurrently with the time required to suture his head wound…

They don’t call walks in the pros anyway…

that we know of.....

I think we may have already jumped the Sark…

This is perfect! Shine on you crazy diamond!

As George Carlin said, punctuation makes all the difference. I’ll never forget