Can she go on tour and get left places? Each time to awake to a news crew and holding a Bud Lighr.

Beat Duke? No Golden on Golden crime, please.

Officer: Do you understand what I’m asking you to do?

He’s not as good as he once was, but he’s as good once as he ever was. The problem is that neither he nor any other team knows when that once actually is.

Sorry lady, I only consume former athletes’ right-wing political commentary in meme form.

“He wants to be Derek Jeter”

Ordered his ex tortured and murdered? Sounds like a keeper.

That statement from Valverde put me over the edge. Man, that is so sad. :(

Interesting new tact for NFL players: Suspend yourself before Goodell can

Wow, this guy just can’t stop killing people. 

I know NFL relocation is all about chasing new revenue streams and free public money from new stadiums, but it seems pretty weird to me that basically every city that’s lost an NFL team in the modern era has later either gotten an expansion team or an existing team to eventually move back there. Oakland (the first…

But just think of all of the garish Raider superfan costuming that can be re-purposed by GWAR tribute bands and post-apocalyptic cosplayers

That’s good because otherwise you will make this flashlight fish cry.

“Just Take these Andrew!”-Jim Irsay

If only all UCLA’s players could overcome their parents.

Fuck the refs. They influenced that game about as much as they could without actually playing. And that’s coming from a diehard Tarheel fan.

How David had the time to snitch on Tiger between his duties as HOA president and pointing out which meters have expired to parking enforcement is beyond me. Dude is productive.