Kitty on my pitch and I wanna touch it......

When are we just going to stop listening to this windbag?

On top of all that, please remember that this season was brought to you by Miller Lite…………………................................................................................please drink responsibly

Has every ESPN personality just become a cartoon advertisement? Meet mort, dominos new Noid.......

Maybe now that Heidi Fleiss is raising birds and cooking meth a new breed has arisen??!!

Do you like that?????

I know some people will always say soccer is too slow and boring, but this is the type of hectic, crazy shit that just makes me love it!

I was thinking the same thing, just when you think the Gawker Media/Deadspin Xmas party can’t get any crazier, they take it up a notch…

For all of the justice is blind and equal in the eyes of the law, it always seems that the wealthy are a little more equal than the rest of us…

yes, but how did he get out of the locker room so quickly after the game?

It turns out that he's been up there for 3 weeks, surviving on stale skittles …

You are a beautiful human being and I accept the non-star from you in homage of 72

This is like when the fridge scored a rushing TD in the Super Bowl. Damn, this big guy just made my day…

I agree, we’ve all gotten shitty and slept through a class in college. Once you get into your career and the drinking affects your job performance, you start missing important meetings, behave erratically, etc, most people stop saying “hey, he’s just a kid sowing his wild oats.....” And start thinking he really has a…

It isn't over until we say it's over… was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor????

When I click on the deadspin Buffalo fan links, I expect to see people having public sex!

I still think she should've turned the other cheek…

NO NO NO, Jesus put the dinosaur BONES in fossilized form under the earth 2,000 years ago to test our faith!! Dinosaurs never actually existed!

I was ok with the occasional cameo by Scooby Dumb, but the nepotism got way out of hand with Scrappy. In my humble opinion, Scrappy Doo was bullshit…

I always wondered about the origin of this, was the first person arrested for this named Tom???? Kinda pervert zero so to speak…