you mean like when the inanimate carbon rod won employee of the month?

What I loved was when the car strayed into the oncoming lane and they yelled "wake up!" Rather than, I don't know, honk their horn!

holy shit, that's great! You just made me laugh

thanks!

I missed it, what led up to this? Low blow or just over exertion?

I hate to say this, but maybe it would have been better if they just let this douche off himself....

You mean how it was punctuated by a RKO?

someone needs to take him to Tim's Couch....

too many pudding pops....

Exactly, my wife is an er doctor in the Midwest and she calls each 200lbs a "Hoosier unit", most of these people are barely breaking 1 hoosier unit and I can see multiple teeth too!

these people are very thin by both Floridian and Midwestern standards....

if you are going to fuck with tony Stewart you better bring one thing......a body bag

it's like the ex-GM of the Bears saying they knew about the problem of domestic violence in the league for years, shouldn't we file this under "no shit!"?

no, that's lawyer speak for "this idiot is paying me $600/hour, it needs to sound good"

as much as I hate to say it, things like this make me think alcohol should be banned from these events. I know I'm going to get torn up for that, but when you add alcohol to unstable people it often turns out ugly

for those of you that haven't heard Stephen Lynch's song "Tennessee", you should do so immediately. It's so worth it!

I have no clue about the context, but that may actually make this better. This totally made my day

that's just creepy

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Holy fuck! I though the original version couldn't get worse.......I was so very wrong