I don't know what kind of unholy beast a Schlegel is, but I can smell what he's got cookin!

my wife is an emergency physician and she believes that trampolines(and motorcycles) are the spawn of satan. So many nasty injuries........

That's right, thanks for jogging my memory. I live in Chicago and still hear people bitch about losing their mascot.... They just don't get it

not to get too into semantics here, but aren't some of the teams operating with a Native American tribe's blessing? I see to remember some story about FSU. I'd love someone's input who knows more of the story. Cheers!

Stories like this make me like and respect bill Simmons....strange

at least he could go to Ted Drewes.....

nah, that's the crypt keeper!!!!

I love the response from the other anchor. I'm going to start using "pardon me us" whenever possible from now on!

if you run out of money, we can always talk about wagering one's soul......

I hate to say this, but if drugs weren't involved and you get a crazy personality change, then I'm thinking something in the brain like a tumor. This shit is just crazy

there's a lot of different brands out there.....

You couldn't be more correct. He is a man who couldn't give a fuck about anything.....

Or crash with Jalen

does BS live in a cardboard box during the nba offseason?

I was born in North Carolina and even we make fun of Tennessee.....

tonight pizza got taken out, rather than.....fuck it, I'm just going to stop talking now

can't these ass clowns behave for the week it takes for the NFL to no longer care about DV again??? As sad as that is....

Totally agree, apparently none of the higher ups in the nfl have any substantial access or useful assets....

I'd say that while they are bickering with the NFL over the appropriate number of games for hitting a woman, at least the wheels of justice are turning and he will get his day in court.....wait, what?????

this is one of the reasons I think many of these skinny, hyper, suburban moms are stealing their kids adderal. It keeps you as thin as speed, but oh.........the anger!....we won't like you when your angry!