NO, OF COURSE NOT. PLAYBACK HUMAN LAUGHING NOISES.

On the other hand, a self-aware super-intelligent AI would probably find a way to generate a bunch of realistic posts and articles about how AI was nothing to worry about. Right, “Tom”?

You mean like how annoying and damned frustrating it is trying to load a Gawker Media page via smartphone, only to have it constantly shifting to accommodate ads and then the dread full screen add that takes over everything:

I think Atari will soon need to bury this hat in the desert.

Are you tired of cleaning your race car windshield the old way?

lol I love how these people are of such a low IQ that they dont understand how the 1st works in any way.

Wrong... I’ve never used the reload function and it says I’m not eligible. This link will tell you if you’re able to do it or not:

Wrong... I’ve never used the reload function and it says I’m not eligible. This link will tell you if you’re able to…

*insert comment from NYer complaining about NYC*

There’s a similar tool out there called BernieSez. It’s a web app where you take a picture of your ticket and you get lawyer bids. So it’s not a flat fee kind of thing, it’s more of a lawyer matching kind of thing with some marketplace competition built in. Doesn’t work well everywhere, but well enough in most places…

People need to do the sidewalk equivalent of pulling over if they’re going to text. Lean up against a nearby wall, send your message, pocket your phone, continue walking.

Not clear from the article, why does Trump have fewer options after this test?

I offered some guy from the internet my crapcan XJ for free if he would just haul it away. Instead, after driving half the day he showed up at my house, drank all my beer, and pissed off all my neighbors by wrenching on it in my driveway half the night. Then he crashed on my couch, covering it and my dog grease. In…

That’s a tomato

To be fair, a sizeable rock in the road can back up traffic anywhere.

Again, very important to point out that CRISPr CAS-9 is a first-of-its-kind tool. Its like never having a hammer before and having to use random rough stones and rocks... then suddenly figuring out how to forge metal and now you have access to a hammer. Its a large hammer, good for all sorts of things that you can use…

Maybe its because the article was poorly copy and pasted from a Weather Channel article published last week.

Sometimes outside car thermometers are so inaccurate that they feel like random number generators. They’re basically the worst feature of the car, next to the car’s infotainment systems. That’s because [...] they’re actually thermistors.

Ahh yes the tipping debate...ok mr 5 star...I am paying you to arrive, drive me safely from point A to B and not be a dirty smelly weirdo...what exactly am I tipping you for? what service could you possibly be providing above and beyond what I am already paying you to do?