Who were your favorite characters? The original versions of all the people on this team are still kicking around, they've just taken new roles and titles.

Headlines lost to history: “Russian, Japanese Forces Decimate Poles”

Bollocks, I’ll fuck Rupert Murdoch if I want to.

Smith really needs to stop listening to that little voice in his stomach.

I still haven't heard back from him.

Hanes? Too many straight guys on this site.

Hanes? Too many straight guys on this site.

C.A. Pinkham,

I probably ended that marriage.

Wow. You sound as shitty as some of the customers.

Hi, I just had post this reply so you could see it in your notifications. It appears some asshole has hacked into your Kinja account and is posting stupid and unnecessary contrarian posts with unnecessary semantics arguments.

Canadian milk?

Guest: I don't eat meat.

If BB is such a genius, why is he the only one who gets caught doing things that 'everyone does'. I say this as a die-hard Patriots fan.

UGH OMG THESE PEOPLE. *head in hands* If the restaurant doesn't have it YOU can't have it. You don't get to go to the theater and hand people your own script.

It's actually based on this report from a Forbes "contributor," which is incredibly bad and dumb. I'm fairly certain anybody can post anything directly to Forbes.com these days; it's like Kinja that people actually use.

"Here's the thing, though: only one number factors into Super Bowl attendance statistics, and that number is STADIUM CAPACITY."

Yeah, it won't last, which is why we need to take advantage of the current situation.

This advice is indeed adequate

I love those moments when you watch the lightbulb go off above a person's head.

After a few minutes, I returned to the table. The man ordered a hamburger.