I’ve got BG3 preloaded on the brand new PS5 I just got and will be spending my long weekend dice rolling and NPC fucking.

Boo fucking hoo.

Literally just got my PS5 a couple weeks ago, and signed up for the Premium yearly so at least I have about 11 months before I get gouged.

Congratulations to the US Intelligence officer who reviews the hole pics I send to other guys.

In year 2023 you really used the phrase “sexual preference”?  And the day before pride starts at that.

Angel had better Series Finale than Buffy.

The article clearly establishes Steph is a trans-femme non-binary.  Their pronounce are they/them you staph infected donkey dick.

Mimic is GREAT.  del Toro’s worst film is the overwrought and overacted Nightmare Alley.

*cough*Moonlight*cough*

My legs hurt, you judgmental bitch. It’s free to mind your fucking business.

Liberate Hong Kong.  Revolution of our time.

Weird that you’re missing the best movie of the year so far, The Last Black Man in San Francisco.

In some ways, it’s a better movie—rather, a better Godzilla movie. In other ways, it’s not.

Beloved? I guess.  As much as someone who acts like a jittery douche who just can’t wait to blow his next rail can be beloved.

So now we’re advising people who are too cheap to tip 20% how to make sure they get away with screwing waitstaff?  Are you sure Nick Denton doesn’t still own this site?

Don’t be jealous man, I’m sure they’ll eventually create a Smuggest Prick day, then you too can celebrate.

No one is duck hunting in Happy Valley, Oregon.

Maybe he should trihard to not be such an absolute piece of shit.

Breaking News, Gamers are living garbage fires of toxic masculinity.  We’ll have more at 11 as the story develops.

Streaming just dance is a thing?  God, I’m so fucking old.