If I get around to anything it will be Kingdoms of Amalur. I’m still probably 15-20 hours from finishing it.

So we’re just erasing women and all non-NFL athletes now?

Nothing, cause I’ll be at FlameCon all weekend.

Glad to hear it’s enjoyable. I’ve been thinking about picking it up, but I steal haven’t even gotten to SRIV, which I’ve owned for years.

You moving the goalposts every day with your hate-boner is one of the saddest downward spirals the word has ever known.

Sweetheart, there are no other types of professional sports teams.

Welcome to today’s edition of Deadspin Shits on MLS, featuring biased reporting and a shoddy handle on facts.

Semen and blood should be used in more games.

Either Injustice 2 or Kingdoms of Amalur: Reckoning

I’ve clearly made direct reference to the headlines of the two articles in question. But thank you for your concern for my reading skills. It’s important to me that you care.

USMNT wins the gold cup “US beats terrible team for meaningless trophy.”

As a giant faggot and equally as giant soccer fan, my initial response to the goal was a desire to get on the PA and ask the Mexican fans, who’s the puto now?

Aside from all that homophobia, misogynoir, lying, stealing, and hoing he’s really not that bad of a guy.

Mike Tirico’s mom needs to have a conversation with Mike Tirico about why Mike Tirico’s “dad” left Mike Tirico’s mom.

I broke down and got the 8qt Instant Pot. I had a $100 gift card so it was a no-brainer.

I broke down and got the 8qt Instant Pot. I had a $100 gift card so it was a no-brainer.

Kingdoms of Amalur: Reckoning

So it’s only for online purchases? I guess that explains why I didn’t get one even though I’ve made multiple purchases from them in person since August 10.

Dempsey-Yedlin set up? 2 of the 4 passes on the set up came from Nagbe, and Dempsey/Yedlin didn’t pass to each other at any point on the play.

*Looks at headline*

Mmm, sexy purple space cat.