If you can’t hit the toilet, SIT THE FUCK DOWN.

The devil in this situation is actually Dana White.

Peach Schnapps Beluga seems like a nice guy.

Extended Edition LOTR Trilogy B-R is on there for 27 right now.

Extended Edition LOTR Trilogy B-R is on there for 27 right now.

Chris Broussard is a loud, mouth, wind bag or an idiot, film at...well, right now!

Serena da real Queen of England. Bow down peasants.

Landy Cakes is such a bitter little bitch baby.

Two week in a row Colin’s had the best line of the night. Last weeks butt fuck you father and this weeks “I’m support feminism. Mostly by having body image issues.” The show is terrible, but I also fell like if I stop watching I’m gonna miss Rachel McAdams strap on a dildo and fuck the clearly closeted Kitsch up the…

Jill Ellis is mostly incompetent when it comes to tactics. She needs to be sacked and replaced by someone with more knowledge and a stronger personality.

Clint Dempsey is such a punk ass bitch. It’s hilarious to watch him melt down in such a spectacular manner. According to USSF rules, he should be suspended for 3 months, which would cause him to miss the Gold Cup. Hopefully they’ll nut up and actually go through with it.

Maybe it involves rugs?

Ooh good, my Jackery 5600 I bought back in Dec. ‘13 is starting to fall apart.

Ooh good, my Jackery 5600 I bought back in Dec. ‘13 is starting to fall apart.

What is the cause of death for these people? Heat? Disease? Accidents? Or all of those things..

The language used by the Iron Person implies it’s a founding member of the original Avengers. “When WE chose the name.”

Well, they know it’s NOT Tony at least. My guess is that the team knows who it is. Otherwise, why would they just trust some unknown in an Iron Suit when it could literally be anyone?

It’s an onomatopoeia sweetheart. And Miles is a teenager.

It’s a reference to an X title of yesteryear. There was an All-New, All-Different X-Men at one point.

I was excited for this book when I first heard about it but the art is god damn atrocious. It looks like some Saturday morning cartoon from the 80s.

I haven’t eaten anything from a fast food chain since October 2001. I was traveling around the world when I realized

over/under on how much cocaine her snorted beforehand?