Thats not hard to improve those games by removing everything (damn you Bioshock Infinite making everyone forget there is a superior Bioshock).

An Akira gif. 2013. Yeah.

THAT´S why Chinese are so clever, right?

All I read is "I´m a rich asshole begging to his parents to buy him the newest hardware each month". Cute.

I had enough to drink to realize that Kotaku keeps pushing cancer everyday.

I just saw gifs of it, and the whole design, the long limbs and the dark textures, it's overall very creepy considering its a friggin walking treasure chest. Overall awesome game, but I know it would frustrate me too hard as a completionist.

WOW mirrored covers. That brings me back... to 2007. Welcome to 2007 Kotaku. Remember the Druids meme?

Never played Dark Souls/ Demon Souls, just watched someone play, and this box is one of the most terrifying creatures I´ve ever seen. And yes, I played all SH and RE games.

I agree about the first movie. High five.

Its based on the new Tomb Raider, so it's definatly not good. It's made gritty, violent, grey and unimaginative for one reason, and one reason only: To satisfy the gore hungry, underage casual gamer.

Because he´s right? Oh no!

Stopped reading at "(the time limit is TOO STRESSFUL)". No, stopped at "looks better when it's broken" actually.

Tss how ungrateful, getting so much porn without doing stuff for it.

Thank god its not that ugly Skyward Zelda. Thank god Skyward is completely ignored besides that arena.

Such shitmeme. Very shut the fuck up. Wow.

How can someone that stupid call himself DocSeuss?

what are you doing here, this is a site for gamers, not for underage angry bird players.

Where are the TW Waterfall Minigame Clowns?

And then it turns out it's just the same, with an even more annoying controller.

You mean the kids who all play BF4?