Sup dude, your fursuit stopping the blood rush to your brain?

Most of you own 9mms anyway, so you basically could.

I play actual quality instead of generic hose-stage FPSs, therefore I cease fire pretty often and rather solve my problems with my fists or a sword...

Haven't said that in a long time when it comes to PC games but... DO WANT.

Most random kidnappers ever. They probably did it for the lulz.

Why that? (I can´t play the game but am curious)

I recommend UNS2 for the superior story. UNS3 may be a drag for non-fans.

Do you think I give enough fuck of Matt "I was funny 20 years ago" Groening to research that? Try again.

Welcome to Kotaku. Produce terrible stuff, like Kirby speed drawings - with friend contacts, you win.

I'd hit it.

I agree. But look at all those kiddies. LOOK AT THEM!

Very good! Gimme!

The Daisy hype. Its ridiculous.

Candy Stage looks like Sugar Rush. Well this looks a bit like F-Zero but still...

Also if this is the way to get a Kotaku article, I'll put my dick into a Giga Pudding for 5 years and take a video of it.

The joys of being either unemployed or a Chinese excessive gamer, payed to earn trophies to do... dunno... something with it... being better than the stupid west or something...

Chosing an Xbox One over sex? You gotta be joking.

He´s actually more informative than funny, the humor comes from the products which makes you wonder why they were produced instead of... dunno... donating money to third world countries or something.

They were to busy watching shit on Youtube. Like that squealing, mentally retarded bitch who keeps implying the games he plays are totally unknown.

I guess you´ve never fucking seen him. Instead of yiffing around you should know that this couch now became a running gag. In one video the camera zooms out and the couch is in the middle of a forest. Pretty funny stuff.