Ashens. Finally, some actual QUALITY Youtuber on Kotaku.

I´m 27 and I don't even care about my subs. Why? Because I don't even do it for the fucking ad money. Hell, I didn't even ADD ads.

Look, all WiiU owners just posted here.

Don't tell me you did that. Then you´d be an idiot.

What a fitting name for a 12 year old. I watch NONE of those fucking Let's Play retards, I rather do them myself and trick people into watching that shit.

Okay, trolling over. I'll just say it.

In after: WHAAAT why is it so hard? But you need weapons more than food and stuff! What do they penetrate? Women? But that's sexist! How do they shoot foreign looking people getting too close to their lawns? As an American, I just don´t understaaaand.

I love how he looks like a mad bum but people still worship him for making a game that's a large, implausible physics demo with cliffhanger and forced, still not ending DLC chapters...

All those possibilities which would lead to them being washed afterwards...

So, who´s on it drawing John Steward #34 with this Octopus?

Can't believe those comments are from Japan, they´re strangely unrelated to EVERYTHING. I expected in-depth critique but got complete nonsense.

F*** YEAH! DESTROY PEWDIEPIE! DESTROY HIM!

Whatever you say, awkward MS Paint furry brony guy using Comic Sans.

AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH kill it with fire!

Cranky being playable spits on DK Country 1-3, and those are some of my favorite games. Shame on you, Nintendo. Just add new characters instead.

To me, this is Halo but original and good.

SF, KOF guy.

Well... MK9 had at least the violence and 90s characters. Injustice has nothing.
The overall MK fighting system is a joke and should die already.

What?!

Spoiler: It both sucks.