But this one is a doozy. Do we not get extra dumb points because 52% of the population are unfamiliar with the concept of consequences?

Hey now, don’t get cocky — when it comes to making stupid and short-sighted decisions based mostly on fear and irrationality, y’all still have a LONG way to go to catch up to us here in the U.S.

Maybe we can all pool our funds here and buy a small island where us anti-xenophobes can live happily!

I can't really laugh at the stupidity of these. I'm British, so we lost the right to call anything else dumb today. Or ever again. Because we are completely fucked.

I would also submit that Pinkham was the hero we deserve.

LONG LIVE BCO

Godspeed, and I’ll be at Wonkette next Monday.

Thank you for everything, Pinkham. I will definitely follow you wherever you go, and continue to laugh, and laugh hard.

Pinkham, I am not going to lie, yours was a blog I had looked forward to commenting on each week, and during the typical Monday struggles of a mundane office job your posts brightened my mornings. It was your blog where a comment of mine reached over 200 stars for the first time, and I had looked forward to the day I…

Wow. Good for him. It’s really nice to see a Christian who is truly living out the values of his religion. Still, what a horrendous thing to have to go through. To find your wife’s body... I can’t even imagine...

The husband just released this statement. I’m just about in tears because he seems so genuinely NICE and in love with her:

Yeah, the early Christmas thing is substantially less annoying when you’re in a country that doesn’t celebrate Thanksgiving.

Aha! Thank you. It’s just called smoking shisha here. The guy was telling us how they make the resin that they put in the shisha. It’s just compacted tobacco and sugar and stuff. And it’s really bad for your lungs. I like the one that tastes of apple...

“Still got told that I would be reported to management for denying him his credit”

The Platinum Card story may be the only time that having a customer’s card declined was not a f*cking nightmare as a server. Bravo on that one working out for once.

They don't like to be reminded they're ghosts.

I’ve never experienced anything close to supernatural my entire life. I’ve gone to plenty of houses that were supposedly haunted, a couple of castles, a bunch of cemeteries, and never caught a peep of anything unusual going on besides some funky mold. I’ve had friends swear that they would take me to places that were…

This is the story of the two times my father came face to face with a serial killer.

A few bits of background are necessary for my story, so please forgive the long preface. I promise there’s not a “and I said to the cabbie, yo homes, smell ya later” at the end.