Only until it sets.

Call it "eggs, three ways" and charge him extra.

I was just thinking the same thing. I would get one overeasy and one scrambled.

oh my god the sun tho

Those big-ass patio umbrellas are a pain in the ass to move. They're not too terribly heavy, but they're unwieldy as hell. That group gets a lot of fuck yous for a lot of reasons, but that was the icing on cake for me (you know, aside from the stupid ass question). I hated moving those damn things around. It's…

I really wish they had brought the "mixed eggs" guy one hard boiled, one fried and one scrambled.

Also how do you find yourself spontaneously in a group of 40 people that needs to eat?? Like, I have found myself in a situation where I'm suddenly with 15 people and we haven't made advance plans because we were at a work happy hour or something, but 40?? If you're going to eat lunch with 40 people MAKE A RESERVATION.

A walk-in 40... I'm crying. I'm crying for the server. I'm crying for the host and bussers who had to put that table together. How does a group of 40 people not have a single person in it that says MAYBE THIS IS A BAD IDEA AND MAYBE THIS IS RUDE.

a google search has borne this new information:

Hell I'm from Texas and even I know what a lift is. :P

This wouldn't be a problem if you Americans would just learn English.

I'd like to take this opportunity (of a thread with a lot of former/current food service workers) to ask a couple questions. I've worked foodservice before, and my sister has worked retail. My dad has not. He has two habits that we sort of argue about.

Much passive-aggressive. Such Midwest. Wow.

I love that you changed your username specifically for this. For what it's worth (and because a lot of people are commenting about this), I'm pretty sure that's a cilantro-lime crema, not guac.

I got this a few times when I worked at a chain food shop. It mainly just amused me, because the city had two of the biggest universities in the country, and the area was near where a lot of the students lived. Obviously, all the staff there were either students or recent graduates. I always just wanted to be like "I…

I agree. I kept waiting for the kid to be truly and epic-ly shitty based on the setup, and then when I got to it all I could think was, "that's it?" and then the kid didn't send it back or be a dick about it? This kid just sounds kind of dumb, and the OP sounds like s/he's projecting.

Hell yeah. I've actually been in a literally identical situation - sandwich station at a Tim's, standing up for the till girl receiving racist insults. Amy's more badass than me though, since I just told my asshole customer to fuck right off with that shit and never come back. Forcing him to wait in line for a refund…

I actually wasn't convinced on that one. I felt like the storyteller was reading a lot of malice into that kid's behavior that wasn't necessarily there. She set up the story by telling us about how bratty and entitled they were just because they were coming from a debate team event, without actually giving any…

Why is every asshole's first friendly tip that we should all go to college?

THIS GUACAMOLE IS THE INCORRECT COLOR.