Why is this worth reporting? Following the dress code of an event you're attending is basic good manners. It doesn't matter if you're the guest of honour or you work there. A waiter at a black tie event won't serve champagne in a hoodie. It wouldn't even occurr to me, if I were a journalist, to cover a formal event in…

Not allowed. 3 Pup minimum.

IS THAT EVEN LEGAL?!

Huh? It wasn't recorded by a police officer and Oklahoma is a one-party consent state, meaning it was recorded legally because one person in the conversation had knowledge the recording was being made. Lawyers jump in here and correct me if I'm wrong, but I don't think you're correct.

OMG!! When I was kid, my sister saw a therapist who had Bunny Surprise in her waiting room, and I counted down the days every week until I could play with it again. I begged my mom for one and she tried, but couldn't find it anywhere (for some reason, the population of kids who were excited as I was to perform…

I saved up to buy a kitty surprise when I was a kid, and my mom took me to the toy store to pick one out. I must have spent half a freaking hour trying to decide which one to buy (because HOW MANY ARE INSIDE?), while my mom kept saying "Just pick one already." I finally picked one, brought it home, and AW YEAH 5…

I wanted one of these so bad as a kid, and my parents wouldn't get it for me because they thought it was a stupid fad toy. Well, JOKE'S ON YOU MOM AND DAD. Puppy surprise is back and now I'm a 30-year-old with a salary and an unknown number of baby puppy-sized holes in my heart.

Reaching for the positive in this story: ROCK ON, OKLAHOMA KNITTING FEMINISTS.

Typically the American version is called "Fuck, Marry, Kill" (we're a charming people). But I'm guessing Stacey London had to clean it up...

She works for Fox news. There you go.

His lawyer is Marty Singer. Clients include Charlie Sheen, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Kobe Bryant and Mike Tyson. Marty has a Nobel Prize in wriggling.

She's a professional weirdo because she goes out of her way to support every ultra conservative position and politician, most notably Mitt Romney, in the most off-putting way humanly possible, all while wearing that terrifying tacked-on smile.

I wish the Internet had a button where you could honest to God slap the shit out of someone. I would be pressing that button all over gawker and dailymail.

Never underestimate a smarmy lawyer's well of smarm.

Oh Stacy Dash.

Maybe he's taking a vow of silence FOR ART. We should be so lucky.

But he's so deeeeeeeep and poeeetiiiiic.

Another in a long history of forgettable muscial guests.

Chandler: You know what's weird? Donald Duck never wore pants. But whenever he's getting out of the shower, he always puts a towel around his waist. I mean, what is that about?

Well, China is going through is what the United States went through prior to it beginning to create/export its own intellectual property, as well. Slowly but surely, China is beginning to enforce these rights and laws because they now are beginning to have their own designers/creators who are putting out content and…