Chaitea88
Chaitea
Chaitea88

Might be. I have no idea on that, honestly. I know there was that whole bruhaha with Vera Wang in China. She finally opened a store in China- but charged people like an exorbitant fee to even come in the store and try on dresses that was only refundable if you purchased a dress. People were obviously outraged.

Ugh, people are the worst!! Last time I was in philly's sephora, my then boyfriend and I were followed the entire time by an older lady (manager?)—- strangely enough we were followed even when approaching other workers for help about products! I'm black and my ex is white and I remember loudly (but obviously jokingly)

Why don't they just invest in fucking better lighting. I have not bought so many things from stores because the terrible overhead florescent lighting was washing me out and making me look terrible and I couldn't get an accurate impression of the item.

The mirror that shows you every angle of yourself at Macy's is the stuff of nightmares—I'd rather be tricked by a "Skinny Mirror" than see that again.

#crabgate

My hideous long ago ex-husband showed up at my closest girlfriends house, professing love - and used our five year old, who was besties with her five year old, as an in, pretended he left clothes there - WHILE HIS NEWEST WIFE WAS IN LABOR. I've never gotten over that one. Blech indeed

Unfortunately I can believe it. A friend of mine was kept in the hospital for a couple of days due to her difficult labour issues. Her boyfriend showed up at my door with flowers, "I've always been attracted to you, thought now was a good time..." Blech.

The cinnamon thing is so timely cause today, right after lunch, my teenage student came to the classroom complaining about how the lunch his mom had made him was bullshit. She served him boiled pasta topped with sweet and sour sauce and sprinkled with cinnamon.

When I saw this headline after last week's stories, I was sort of hoping for a story about somebody actually eating the gratuity.

At least they cut the "won't be snow in Africa" line. Fuck, didn't Midge Ure read Hemingway?

"Do they know it's Christmas time at all?" Do they give a good goddamn? Is it possible that perhaps Europe and America aren't the center of the universe and maybe some people aren't Christian and don't celebrate Christmas and perhaps this is generally the wrong way to frame an ongoing global public health crisis?"

You could do the adult thing and invite a new partner to get tested with you. It's not like you hit some arbitrary number and automatically get infected with something.

And humans are immune to all STDs until they have sex with their fourth partner?

One of my favorite things about cat ownership is verbally sassing her... and making fun of her small brain and hanging fat sak... and laughing when she flops off things. But she gives zero fucks! And she totally gets me back by meowing at my door at 6am, knocking things over while looking me, "missing" her litterbox,

You could fuck 5,000 people and never get an STD, just like you can fuck one and get HIV. Don't be an idiot.

My cat and I are rude to each other. Cats deserve a little sassing. His cat probably thinks he's a needy dweeb.

"anything more than that is unacceptable"