So we all need to be up front and honest about our medical procedures and the ways I change my appearance? fyi folks, in the interest of honesty, my eyelashes aren't naturally this long; I modified them this morning. And my uterus isn't naturally this infertile; I modified it with an IUD. If she doesn't find it…

Yeah - she is radiating happiness in these photos. She's standing their naked, and not even giving half a shit about seducing us. And it works.

Her joyfulness is pretty wonderful, isn't it? Weirdly, it's not the nakedness that make the pictures worth looking at—what makes them so compelling is the fact that she's clearly having enormous, mischievous fun. It's oddly charming.

I'm digging her playful expressions. Fully nude with sheer joy across her face, instead of her typical fuck-me-face she makes in photos (or she is told to make - I don't know who is in charge).

The fact that this family is deeply dysfunctional does not make it okay to use that kind of of biased language to describe their socioeconomic status, which isn't relevant to the situation anyway.

Oh, I'm sorry, my indignation actually wasn't directed at you. I absolutely didn't read your comment as being judgmental at all. I was more of saying "I don't think we know for certain if she had surgery, and if she did, why does it matter?" Sorry for sounding like I was attacking you, because that was SO not the…

That's not something good about SeaWorld. That's something cute about manatees.

Ain't that already a thing? Oh, you mean their actual asses? Hmm...

A friend of mine took to calling Mama June a "salt of the earth" kind of person before all of this came out.

I've taken to referring to her as Worst Person Ever June.

listen, Mark, you seem like a good guy and a funny fellow. So I'm really sorry that you're getting the brunt of my bad day. But for the love of God.

...no? It's standard.

Do you have any idea how little beer is in beer batter, though? It's barely even a part of the batter; combine the few tablespoons per batch with hot fry oil, and it's not going to have any effect on an alcoholic or an unborn child.

If you're allergic to alcohol, you'll want to avoid products cooked in it, yes. Beer-battered fish will not get you drunk, however.

Well, a) both people involved in that story were women, and b) she didn't get fired because of the fish and chip answer (presumably). She got fired because that was a secret shopper who otherwise gave her a bad score.

So, this is favorite feature of the week (esp since, no offense, Midweek Madness has slid downhill) but it terrifies me since I just started my first waitress job in 20 years. When I told my bro, he said while laughing, "Uh... aren't you a little... surly for that?" I don't know how to deal with this level of stupid!!

I used to work at a natural foods co-op...so we got plenty of crazy granola customers. As a front-end manager, much of this craziness was encountered by me...here I am...when a customer comes up to the counter and says...

"You should really put a warning sign on your breads."
"Huh?"
"Your bread needs a warning size."
"I'm…

Oh my. That must have been awful. Or really good, who knows?

I once had a customer order the filet mignon with red wine demi-glace, but only after requesting that we substitute the red wine for a chocolate martini.

Also, I really want to eat this. As in, every time I see this picture, I need to fry something.