Technically you COULD go and get yourself a fedora - an actual fedora, on account of the hats creepers wear mistakenly being called fedoras when they're actually trilbies. Go on, live your dream!

For a second I misread and thought you were complaining that the cookie was not fair trade.

No way. Not only would it be very out of fashion for a baby name (sorry to anyone named Diana, also sorry to those who have named their child Diana), but wouldn't it be quite distasteful too?

No idea if there's a decorum, but I just don't think she would. She doesn't seem like that sort of person, but also reckon she would be seriously frowned upon (and snarked about by the rich la-de-dah crowd who were desperate to marry Wills and into the royal family before Kate did).

It will definitely be Elizabeth or Charlotte. Yawn.

'A trio of eggs'

Absolutely one has to be scrambled! I'm undecided on the rest though.

Really into the idea of an egg medley!

"...Is the sun going to continue to change position all day?"

It sounds like the person from no. 4 has identical skin to me and I have never been able to find the right cleanser for my skin. I've gone through loads of expensive and cheap (but 'cult' cheap) cleansers, but always end up disappointed and often with irritated skin. Eventually I found this: http://m.feelunique.com/p/D…

Just wanted to say sorry for my multiple replies! Didn't think I had posted any as Jezebel was being really glitchy earlier.

That sales assistant was just an asshole! I've learnt from Sali Hughes, beauty products genius at the Guardian that the polite etiquette if you get your makeup done at a counter is to buy a lipstick - so your purchases definitely sufficed! Oh and she also says to NEVER put up with rudeness from sales assistants, take…

That sales assistant was just an asshole! I've learnt from Sali Hughes, beauty products genius at the Guardian that the polite etiquette if you get your makeup done at a counter is to buy a lipstick - so your purchases definitely sufficed! Oh and she also says to NEVER put up with rudeness from sales assistants, take…

That sales assistant was just an asshole! I've learnt from Sali Hughes, beauty products genius at the Guardian that the polite etiquette if you get your makeup done at a counter is to buy a lipstick - so your purchases definitely sufficed! Oh and she also says to NEVER put up with rudeness from sales assistants, take…

Ah yes I know, I'm definitely ok with cream cheese - it's the best contribution you have made to the cheese market (and cream cheese and bacon bagels are just the best thing!!!) ... But other American cheeses not so much, specifically aforementioned cheese in a can and processed cheese squares :(

I know I am stating the obvious here, but the French are REALLY serious about cheese. I heard of someone who had French exchange students staying with them here in the UK where cheese and cucumber sandwiches are a normal quick and easy lunch - apparently the French students were absolutely appalled at the idea of…

It's very rare that I read something that actually makes my mouth drop wide open... Oh my gosh. The stupidity!!!

I have the same trouble with my cat. Put a bell on her/him - it will change your life!

Yep. The other half and I have to announce to each other when there is a child of any age free ranging it (and I am not even tall at all) - they are so damn unpredictable. Be nonchalant at your peril.

I know of someone who didn't know that tuna was a fish, they thought that it was from a plant that grew under the sea...