...and it's cute that you have time to respond to them.

Please explain "comments tank"? You mean that some humorless dickwads talk shit because they don't get it? I don't think that counts as "comments tank". I think it counts as "A lot of same people on jezebel are also on gawker, and they love to throw self-righteous feces at anyone who's opinion or humor doesn't match…

You're wrong. But nice psychoanalysis though!! Do you pay the bills with that?

Hey, it works for Hollywood, doesn't it?

You know what? So's your mom. But you don't see ME giving her shit, do you?

Don't get it twisted... I believe what I say, and I know it's truth... because Real People in the Real World confirm it (I don't live in a bubble).

OK not "vast majority", but definitely a LOT of real-life women. Like you said, probably self-selecting, but in my non-work life there are also women (like, friends and associates of the wife)... and I swear none of them sounds like an Internet Person.

If by "No One" you mean Jezebel? Then you're 100% right. But the wonderful thing about Internet Strangers is... senses of humor differ from place to place, and no one "really" gives a fuck what anyone else thinks about anything.

...OR some people don't find certain other people attractive.

If by "a bunch of different people" you mean "A handful of Internet Strangers on a few specific discussion boards that love to shout down dissenting views from a persona developed specifically to draw ire from said easily-offended knuckleheads?"? Then yeah, you're right.

Your logic is correct (at least to me).

Also, who is Mike and why do you love him?

Nope. "Shouting down" is what certain groups of people just "do" regardless.

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Your comment makes a LOT of assumptions.

Is it worth pointing out that almost every discussion site... yes, including this one, is full of a self-selecting group of people, that probably don't reflect the opinions of the general population?

Because Different Strokes for Different Folks.

Double-standard much?

OK I am male (anyone who can click my username can see that), but how are you so sure I am white?

Are you sure about that? Or is it just the Jezebel echo chamber speaking?