haha! Why the hell would I be? Just handing out some useful advise, because that approach worked for me and 2 of my mates (the 3rd guy married a American[ized] latina, and right now hates his life and prays for divorce or death).

Nope. First of all I'm happily married (yes, to a non-Western woman), so your "...reason you can't get dates" premise was already flawed.

Mine doesn't come from overpriced sneakers :)

LOL!

You also overestimate my attention span. LOL

I will check out the link from home, but the title suggests that you think I'm white and male. How can you be so sure?

...therefore, my comment wasn't targeted at you.

I'd rather they donate most of the proceeds to a legit non-profit that raises the living and working standards for these child workers.

You sure that was a dream, or did you accidentally fall asleep while watching Skinemax? :)

How lovely.

I didn't hear a word that he said... all I saw was two super-hot male models holding a pair of adorable toddlers.

I don't understand why people are surprised/embarrassed that she's a bad dancer. Isn't she asian?

Grandma dancing.

For some reason this doesn't sit well with me, being that the people who hand-make some of these sneakers are pre-teens living barely making less than dollar a day (child labor).

I'm an eagle.

...or you could just:

Sounds like he got lucky.

Newflash: Industrial/specialized society steeped in High Fructose Corn Syrup and huge portions means we're all fat.

He was the lucky one. Come to think of it statistically, I was also lucky. To wit:

SHE'S SIX???