I KNOW, RIGHT???

Pardon me for not crying you a river...

Common sense statements? Good luck with that.

Kitten:

I'm throwing money at your screenplay but nothing is happening!

YouMadBro?

I belong to an organization for my people, she belongs to one for her people, and we both belong to a church. All 3 groups of people are vested in our union, contributed something to the wedding, and a fair chunk from each group attended.

Yes, they did :)

When you hire humans to police other humans, shit happens.

Leaving friends and acquaintances out of your wedding???

The banner picture for this story looks oddly familiar...

110lbs? That's almost a whole person! Congrats and keep going!

"Get regular exercise; eat 'real food', but not too much, always eat breakfast, and try not to eat after 8pm."

Yeah but will it catch context? Because "Live and onions", while an odd phrase, is technically not a typo.

Are we still talking about this shit?

No problem!

Did you bang some hot Nippon chicks though?

Hahah! Exactly!

...and that's how you do it!!

I watched this video. I LoL'd a bit, because yeah, I tease my young cousin about her sweater puppies now and then. It's funny to see get all self-conscious and look for something to throw at me.