I double-dog dare you to post this on Jezebel.com :)

Those wack-jobs over at Jezebel.com are known for doing that (piling on people for "victim blaming", when that's not the case).

How the hell did you do that??? I want one!

Nicely summed-up :)

You know what would be hilarious? If the fetus sat up and waved.

People can eat healthy regularly, even veggies, if properly seasoned :)

Live and Onion soup, FTW!

If the valet was a black guy, maybe he REALLY meant "fat ass", which is a compliment when coming from a black man.... and often has little to do with the dimensions of said derriere.

Welcome to America :(

*nom nom nom*

This study doesn't take into accounting the fact that Marriage is Obsolete.

You, whoever you are, whenever this was posted, win the Internetz!

I just spoke to my wife... she's feeling randy, so tonight I'm gonna BEEFSTEAK HER MAINSTAY, if you know what I mean.

Haah! Nice!

YUP!

"... Captain America don't get into nearly as many brawls as Wolverine, for my money."

How can Captain America not be on this list???

I call shenanigans on this "study". I live in TX. Hella fat people EVERYWHERE. Especially the KIDS.

I usually just rent these to watch with some friends and lots of beer.

There's also San Francisco bay area, where I spent almost 20 years.