You know what? They look awesome. Simple as that.

What? He couldn't mine some silver ore and diamonds to make her a ring?

Holy BALLS!

And of course, Jennifer Lawrence probably would have slapped her for this.

Still, pretty funny!

Wow, I absolutely adore this design now!

If...IF...this guy isn't full of shit (and the words "4Chan User" should be an indicator of that), then eventually GameStop will catch on, change their policy on preorders, and probably come up with something like forfeiting a certain percentage of your preorder money if you cancel, thus ruining it for everyone.

Serious…

Welp...good luck, Jack.

They're lucky the movie isn't that bad, because he's right, it is an awful idea. And I hate that most studios' logic is "You can't turn this down." And most of the people don't. And the cycle continues.

Gesheuinteit.

Now the story of a starship crew who lost their Alliance, and the one Commander who had no choice but to keep them all together.

Stopped as soon as MichaelBay.com came onto the screen.

Also, I think Michael Bay should change his name to MichaelBay.com.

I guess Aaron Paul is flagging behind Bryan Cranston for best post Breaking Bad role now.

"Love, vengeance, motor oil, all swirling around..."

Truly, words that define a generation...

5 Stars. That's how many stars I give this joke.

You keep using that word, "adult".
I do not think it means what you think it means.

And once they fix NBA2K14, then they can start focusing on the myriad bugs with WWE 2K14 that have beeAHHAHAHAHAHA!

Man, I thought I could make it through that! Heh...

He's going to do an AMA?

Well, this should go swimmingly...

As has been said, place your bets for our first SW/Marvel crossover.

I've got January 1st, 2015, at 12:01AM.

I already know what the peanut gallery's complaints are going to be. Kluwe's trying to justify his career winding down. He's pushing himself as an agenda. If you're going to be in a corporation, you gotta tow the line and keep your mouth shut if they want you too.

Blah blah blah.

Here's my opinion. God bless you,…