He’s a profoundly unserious human being.

That guy rules! He’s the Ghost World Doug of the NFL. And we’re all Thora and Scarlett, just admiring his freedom of speech.

Live look at Davis in the bills locker room.

If I cover the case itself here, it’ll be as a postmortem. Didn’t feel like it made sense just to aggregate the Chicago guys’ coverage here while it was ongoing.

I think his specific job, negotiating deals abroad including in Muslim countries, is what forced their hand. Put him in a different position and maybe you can justify keeping him, but as soon as that story came out, it was going to be untenable because the first thing to come up about him on Google would be about his…

If they keep with their own canon then...wow shit outside is going to be *rough*

**David Attenborough voice**

“In times of danger, the Bluegrass Turtle uses fat energy from its neckpouch to survive.”

The SWAT officer who pulled the trigger is to blame. The person who called the fake incident into the police is to blame. The person who passed along the victim’s address is to blame.

I’m calling it now. Motivated by what McAdoo did to him, Eli comes back in, manages to win 4 of their last 6, and totally bones the team out of a top 3 pick.

I mean... he’s not wrong. I’ve met a lot of these people.

He’s the service manager.

No one is going to comment on the fact that he’s only 40 and he looks like he came out of a Mike Judge cartoon?

+1 gluteal mishandling of the prolate spheroid

You just don’t understand the wonderful, salt-of-the-earth people in our great heartland states. For them, life is only worth living if they have three things:

I don’t listen to Francessa, but given that he’s only a few days away from retirement, I would really appreciate it if everybody started trolling with with questions like “What do you think about the NY Giants hiring Joe Girardi to coach the team next year?” Can we get on that.