This is the machiavellian world we live in now. 

Is Ben Shapiro really Coach Ballbricker from Porky’s?

One other minor but important part of bernie’s plan is that he would ban all police officers from growing mustaches. 

If we had open borders there would be plenty of people going the other way, too. 

I think instead of abolish ICE we should say melt ICE.  It just sounds more badass. 

The best fight was booker v. beto over who spoke worse spanish. 

I wish i didn’t enjoy this as much as i do. 

Ben shapiro sounds like an 80s black comedian’s impression of a white guy. So yes, we need to hate him. 

I think it was probably the luthrans. 

Joe biden looks like he invented the creepy work massage. 

Maybe he went there to study the noble art of breaking a treaty. 

Please. I’m sure her daughters enjoyed watching their mom get yelled at for being a scumbag. 

Those stupid national enquirer editors can kiss their 2 day shipping goodbye.

He better enjoy wandering off while he can. Its a little more difficult in a federal prison. 

This alt-right bullshit has gone far enough. You can only masturbate once a month?  

jokes are funny.  puppies are cute.

If he hasn’t already, Tucker Carlson will say Antifa planted those bombs to make it look like all those fine alt-right white nationalist gun-toting nativists are a bunch of violent maniacs. 

Trump is such a dipshit it would be more newsworthy if he didn’t have toilet paper on his shoe.

I imagine if trump supporters read books this might hurt him. 

It would be totally funny if our country was invaded during this parade.