Two Nice Girls did a song about him in the 80s(?).  They compared him getting elected to entering an abusive relationship. 

So I sat down to try and figure out why you’re annoying me and I figured it out.

I’m so sorry that woman did that to you.

Yeah, okay, good for you. What does it say about him that he was after a nineteen year old when he was almost thirty/in his thirties?

Maybe the sequel can focus on how freaking damaging it is when grown adults prey on young, barely legal kids and how it messes up your self esteem and relationships and why it’s so sad that we’ve normalized that behaviour. 

They haven’t been exposed to most common pathogens in other human societies. The body being retrieved is a health concern. 

This is blatant propaganda. Humans are not healthy polar bear food. They feed the corpses to moose. 

The devil has a lot of advocates already, what makes you think he needs you? 

What a nice young man. 

Well, that makes sense. 

If you want to get pedantic, they’re not(lol).

They have decade long seasons. I mean, frankly I’m shocked that sentient life evolved at all.

I would literally rather be me than anyone in that world, lol. I’m at halfway to my life expectancy in the Middle Ages already and I have celiac disease, autism, ADHD, two lazy eyes, and asthma. I’m staying here in the future on the planet with regular seasons. 

Tbh as far as I’m concerned right now this is a series about Sansa Stark and her troubles in life and how she overcomes them, lol. I just skim everyone else.

Tbh when I was taking it seriously, I found it pretty hard to get into to. When I realized it was a parody/crack story done serious then I began to appreciate it more. It’s still real slow going, tho. 

Isn’t the point of a book club to discuss the text and examine different points of view on it?

I know she just comes across as boring and sort of entitled in her POV chapters so far, which is sort of par the course with EVERY character except Sansa so far. 

This is literally one of the most brilliant and(to me) unappealing ideas I’ve ever heard of. And enough stupid people who want to insert themselves as Danaerys “imperialistic white saviour from a semi-feminist work of early nineties fantasy” Targaryen that this business venture will likely succeed beyond measure.

Here you rent the traps, they won’t rent them in winter, and they charge $20 bucks. It’s easier to just bring the cat in as a feral and let nature take its course, tbh. I’m in Winnipeg, and my family did independent cat rescue in the slums for years.

In my neighbourhood it’s mostly grown adults leaving dog shit everywhere. Drives me nuts.