He was “good enough” because he was running against Cruz, who is worse. Now he’s being compared to potential other candidates in a Democratic primary, who are, in many cases, better. This isn’t difficult to understand.

My marriage proposal took place one evening in our apartment. “My new company offers health insurance for gay spouses so see where we go to get a license.” We’d been together for years and still are. Had he thrown in unlimited breadsticks I would have been even more enthusiastic!

Molly is a woman and a hell of a racer. She won the national title in 2016.

Does the technician get to affix a little sticker of a fighter jet to the outside of his toolbox now?

Easy now. Not all patriots are racist.  

the NFL ... participated in the celebration, and it still drew a friggin’ flag.

But it’s still painted. All that beautiful, heavy paint slowing you down.

Stripping a car’s interior is usually a terrible idea.

Clearly you are unfamiliar with British car owners.

I know what I would do with it...

If my son comes home and says he got in trouble for calling a teacher “ma’am” she won’t have to worry. Because when I get to the school that will be the last thing I call her.

This may be bigger than we thought. It turns out that there were many early, unsuccessful attempts at this BMW theft scheme worldwide that only succeeded in disabling the turn signals.

Left-handed beef is rare. Sinisteer are hard to find.

Or you could buy an actual RBR rim sans tire: https://www.ebay.com/str/f1247memorabilia

Give me back those god damn chicken chips or whatever they were. I know, they’re just triangle-shaped chicken nuggets but I ate those things like I’d smoked all the weed in Washington.

But can she bowl her age like me? I bet not.

You watch the first seven minutes of a DeMuro video and turn off when he starts driving because at that point nobody cares any more.

yeah.  He did a video on a car I owned and I went outside and was like “oh yeah, that IS weird” 

Doug>all

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