“Kellie-Jay Keen-Minshull (better known as her pseudonym Posie Parker”

Hey, they get to witness a winner every game. They’re called the “away team”.

Tranny swap into a better ZJ, and keep the cowl tag from the original as a souvenir/documentation.

“As Polygon report, he was charged with one count of burglary and one count of trafficking of stolen property related to the GameStop sale,”

No third count. Typical.

Edit: (I hope someone had a pool going for how fast a joke like this would happen, and I hope you won.)

His blood isn’t being evenly distributed throughout his body. Hypocrite.

Maybe it’s time for me to come up with some rules and then get reminded what a fool I am! Sounds fun to me!

They gonna leave the yellow packing pieces on the bumper?  If so, I’m in.

Dodge is trying to figure out how to put that in a Challenger. Stretch that platform another 50 years.

Can we use a different word in place of ‘retarded’ next time?

Having never been touched like that by a woman before, it was all he could do to prematurely eject her.

The proper term isn’t downvotes, it’s “surprise disagreements.”

A little over a year ago, my wife landed a new job at a different company and it’s probably the best job she’s ever had in her adult life. The commute is pretty close, her coworkers are friendly, the job itself is challenging but not entirely overwhelming and she gets along really well with her direct supervisor (and…

Your condoms have chinstraps? Kudos to you, big guy!

that stupid yellow plastic front cover is completely untouched? 

You could just have written about the confrontation but at the end you took things further and peppered in some practical advice on how to modify the vehicle to prevent this. The extra effort you put in is noticed and appreciated.

Shocking. I always figured guys who bought Dodge Demons were totally zen and would only go to tracks after journaling their feelings and embracing their inner children, and then only to help others there self-actualize their potential. This comes as a great surprise.

This is not substantially different than Bernie’s mindset.

That’s a shitload of downforce.

Yeah, even with it being totally tongue in cheek, I still can’t get down with the whole “oh, let’s just playfully pretend to fawn over this kooky and zany outfielder who also presents some pretty good arguments” when she ALSO presents some very bad and dangerous ones and should be, at best, running a converted…

Almost all cars are designed for front plates, though many are designed with the shorter, wider, Euro-style plates in mind.